Suburban Dicks Quotes

“Time changed our prejudices, but it didn’t change the fact that we were prejudiced.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“And that’s when Andrea’s water broke all over the stage, splashing amniotic fluid across Kenny’s face.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“He looked bemused by her discomfort.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“So much for his D1 scholarship.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“He flushed the toilet and hung up without saying another word.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“THE PRIUS FOLLOWED the FBI SUVs as they wound through local traffic like a caffeinated remora.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“Kenny had always been comfortable in the knowledge that his true identification was as an Asshole American.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“But Kenny and the Prius were off, headed down Route 571.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“Shit, son, if you had half of your old man’s balls, you’d still be short four balls.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“He turned back to the embrace of the sofa and the inevitably bitter end to the Mets game.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“KENNY DROVE DOWN Parker Road. As he came around the sweeping curve onto the inexplicably renamed Parker Road South,”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“Because if you’re not willing to respect the life you’ve been given, you don’t deserve that life, she had said.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“instead of what he had been like, which was not the kind of guy who had a peaceful manner about him.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“In the cubicle facing him, Anita was writing a story about a fifth-grade math whiz who had recently won a master’s-studies-level multivariable calculus competition.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“Buy me a burger at the White Rose and you got a deal,” said Vivaan.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“God, she hated Minions.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“Why can’t you ever put them on the hook when you come through the door?”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“What the hell was that?” she asked.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“What the hell was wrong with her? Why didn’t she want to be home accepting a life of misery watching the Hallmark Channel?”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“Just because something had been expected of you didn’t mean you had to expect it of yourself.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks