Something Quotes

“The sky is attacking!” Luke shouted at them as his fists began furiously pounding the air above him. Zed slapped his forehead and groaned in defeat before turning and shouting at the Murderhobo. “That’s rain, you moron!”
― Dakota Krout, Something

“CAL Scan complete! Level: 0 Current Etheric Xenograft Potentia: 15/100 to level 1! Body: 1.1 Mind: 3.75 Presence: 1.9 Senses: 2.25 Health: 59 Mana: 92 Mana regen: 1.83 per second”
― Dakota Krout, Something

“I’ll tell you now, creamy lies certainly spread easier upon the toast of life than the cold and chunky truth does.”
― Dakota Krout, Something

“Today was a nice day,” he spoke aloud, causing the birds in the area to go quiet. “I’m bringing dinner, didn’t die, and I’m done early. Hmm. Yup. Good day.”
― Dakota Krout, Something

“To be magic is to be alive, and to be alive is to be magic.”
― Dakota Krout, Something

“Shut it, mouthbreather.”
― Dakota Krout, Something

“I’ll just need to incentivize you.” “Please no.”
― Dakota Krout, Something

“If you look back on what you used to do and cringe, it means that you have grown as a person.”
― Dakota Krout, Something