How to Find a Princess Quotes

“As Beznaria Chetchevaliere genuflected before the throne of Algernon Shropsbottomshireburrough, Lord Higginshoggins of Hogginshiggins, Director General of the World Federation of Monarchists and the second-worst person she had ever worked for,”
― Alyssa Cole, How to Find a Princess

“This feels like my kind of happily ever after,’ Makeda mused, and Bez kissed her, just to seal the deal.”
― Alyssa Cole, How to Find a Princess

“Rules exist for a reason,” he said. “So do platypuses. They’re much more mysterious and exciting, though.”
― Alyssa Cole, How to Find a Princess

“Did it ever occur to you that disaster people don't want to be fixed? I wouldn't know from experience, but I'd hazard that when the right person comes along we fix ourselves.”
― Alyssa Cole, How to Find a Princess

“It's quite reasonable. I have a rubric, and it falls dead in the reason zone. There isn't a statute of limitations on making someone aware of their bad behavior.”
― Alyssa Cole, How to Find a Princess