Minecraft Quotes

“exist in this h… I couldn’t finish the word, even in my own head. It was a rude word, especially among those of my people who believed a place like this existed as punishment after death.”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“Its gold boots are, in fact, glowing.” “Glowing with what?” “Can’t say. Some sort of magic, I guess.”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“very terrifying strip of double netherrack that ran from our speck to the edge of the main plain.”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“That’s a Z,” I corrected, making sure to pronounce it “zee.” “I’m afraid that’s a zed,” she counter-corrected,”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“Mojang for letting me play in their sandbox.”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“He was harmless and, other than that time I’d forgotten to close my bedroom door and had woken up to find him standing over me,”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“into”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“Just because someone doesn’t look like you doesn’t automatically make them an enemy.”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“Okay, now, fair warning: If you’re super-sensitive to words, skip this paragraph. But I’m telling you, this smell, this growing stink drifting down toward me, could only be described as that word that’s created when F meets Art.”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“As the iron door swung open, I followed Summer into a plain, gray stone room that held the strangest object I’d ever seen by far. A giant frame, four by four of nothing but obsidian blocks. But instead of a picture, this frame encased a curtain of energy. At least, that’s the best way I can describe it. Swirling, purplish pink eddies attracted glowing violet flakes that seemed to appear out of nowhere. And the sound: a high, echoing rasp. Was it breathing? Was it alive?”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“Dead end!” I shouted at the netherrack wall as Summer said something rude I will not copy in these pages!”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“I’ll handle it,” I boasted, reaching for my sword. She might dismiss my philosophical revelations, but she couldn’t dispute my warrior skills. “If you wish,” said Summer, “even though it might be safer with a bow.” “You’re worried about safety?” I snorted. “With that bopping bag o’ jelly?” “Oh, by all means,” Summer giggled, “save the day.” I hesitated. “What’s the matter?” “No, nothing”—Summer stifled another giggle—“unless you’d like a little help?” “Puh-lease,” I sneered. “I got this.”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“A giant frame, four by four”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“mundane potion,”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“if you’ve never combined elements to create drinkable superpowers, listen very carefully to how it’s done.”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“But I mean, c’mon! Magic potions? Tell me you wouldn’t be losing it too!”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“The center was a horizontal rod,”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“Like the kind of stuff folks drank in our world that made them giggly and stumbly and sometimes vomity?”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel

“Oi!”
― Max Brooks, Minecraft: The Mountain: An Official Minecraft Novel