The Complete Baby Zeke Quotes

“If we survive, I’ll put it in a diary. If we survive.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“claustrophobia-”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“make it out of Sunflower Gulch?” I asked. “It’s a long story. Right now, how do you feel about going out there in jockey formation and killing all of those husks?” I smiled. I slashed the air with the sword that Otis had given me. “I’d  feel great about it.” I hopped on Harold’s back and we rushed back into the fray. About half the soldiers were already dead due to the good work of Otis, Sandy, and the baby drowned, but Cassius was still alive. He yelled toward the front of the zombified piglin palace. “Send out some soldiers! Are you not my allies?” To my surprise, several dozen soldiers rushed out of the fortress and turned on me and the rest of the jockeys. Cassius took the lead and said, “Push them into that corridor from which they came! We”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“I quickly pulled out a potion of harming from my inventory and drank it. It restored my health,”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“But killing is my life,” said Otis. “Why can’t other people be like”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“Dirt adds flavor!”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“I’m the king of free will, bro.  In fact, you can call me ‘Free Willy’ if you want to.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“It isn’t,” I swear”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“Surfer Villager series (recommended for ages 9 and up).”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“(But, I don’t want to spoil his diary if you haven’t yet read it, so I won’t mention any details.)”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“Flowie,”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“formed in Bob’s eyes and he said, “What? I’m not a battle”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“Cassius. Have you noticed my beautiful cloak?”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“What would a husk want with a fancy tulip?”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“At that moment the griefer jumped out from inside a chest and yelled, “Not everywhere!” and then he slashed at Harold, killing him! I saw a little piece of raw chicken meat floating where Harold had been only a moment earlier. His drop.”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“Harold nodded his beak. “I agree, Zeke. What should we do?”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“spit on the ground. “What’s your plan?”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“end,”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“Bruh,”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12

“anything like that, even if he could, which I doubt he can.” Zeb nodded his head. “I agree. It seems fairly likely that the culprit is either a mystical being like Herobrine, or potentially Entity 303 or maybe a witch or an illager of some type. On the other hand, players have been known to become fairly well-versed in enchantments, so maybe it was a player who wanted a lifetime supply of diamonds?” Otis shook his head and said sarcastically, “Thanks for narrowing down a list of suspects, Zeb. Now it sounds just about like we are back to where almost anyone could’ve done it again.” Zeb smiled. He had lost a few teeth the last couple of years, so he looked like a spooky jack-o’-lantern or a witch who never brushed her teeth. “No one said this would be easy, Otis. I’d be surprised if you ever found the llama, but the reward sounds pretty nice. It’s up to you guys. I can’t go.” I placed a comforting hand on Zeb’s shoulder. It was clear that he was sad that he could no”
― Dr. Block, The Complete Baby Zeke: The Diary of a Chicken Jockey, Books 10-12