Jack Off Quotes

“Is it wrong that I’m totally obsessed with his hair? Platonically, of course. I’m still kicking myself for not running my hands through it when I had the chance. Doing so now would just be weird.”
― K.B. Cinder, Jack Off

“No one warned me that running a company would feel like refereeing a kids’ soccer game with a flaming ball aimed squarely at my face, yet here I am dodging shots day in and day out. It seems like every day is death by a thousand cuts.”
― K.B. Cinder, Jack Off