The Bone Scroll Quotes

“I mean… if we were in Asia, sloths maybe.” “Guard sloths?” “I’m just saying they’re more effective than you might think.”
― Elizabeth Hunter, The Bone Scroll

“Dammit, I need to figure some nickname for you. Calling you by your name just seems so formal.” “You could call him your life coach,” Tenzin said. “I did that for a while.” “Did he like it?” “Yes.” Tenzin nodded. “Very much.” “No. I didn’t like it. I didn’t like being her yoga instructor either.” “Oh, no kidding? I didn’t know you were a yoga instructor.” “I’m not.” He glared at Tenzin.”
― Elizabeth Hunter, The Bone Scroll

“Not yet.” He looked at them, then looked at the ground. “Just to warn you, I need to get significantly more naked to do this properly.” “That’s what she said,” Tenzin muttered. Ben looked up. “Tiny!” Tenzin looked surprised. “What?” “That joke actually worked.” Ben was astonished. Tenzin’s attempts at anything approaching a joke about sex usually fell very flat. “Good job.”
― Elizabeth Hunter, The Bone Scroll