My Midlife Crisis, My Rules Quotes

“In actuality, coffee tastes nothing like it smells. Three hundred of the six hundred and thirty-one chemicals that combine to create the wonderful aroma are destroyed by saliva. This causes the flavor to mutate before we swallow it.”
― Robyn Peterman, My Midlife Crisis, My Rules

“Did you know that putting some dry tea bags in running shoes will absorb the musky scent while imparting some of the tea bag’s more pleasant aroma?”
― Robyn Peterman, My Midlife Crisis, My Rules