You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition Quotes

“blame”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“103. What is SCHOOL an acronym for? Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“37.”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“Why should you not let a bear operate the remote? He will keep pressing the paws button!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“Why”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“Doctor it hurts when I touch here (touches face), and here (touches arm), and here (touches chest) ... The doctor takes a look at him and says, “You have a broken finger.”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“8”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“71. Why did the dinosaur refuse to wear deodorant? He didn’t want to be ex-stink!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“9. Why do cows lie down when it’s cold? To keep each udder warm!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“33. What is green, brown, and white, and can’t climb a tree? A fridge in a camo jacket!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“APE-ril”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“Why are obtuse angles so depressed?”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“9. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“29. What happens to deposed kings? They get throne away!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“5. Who was married to Mr. Ippi? Mississippi!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“13. Why should you not let a bear operate the remote? He will keep pressing the paws button!”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition

“An old married couple is in church one Sunday… The woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband turns to her and says, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”
― Smiley Beagle, You Laugh You Lose Challenge - 11-Year-Old Edition