Meet the Drunks Quotes

“Sitting up in bed with his glasses on now, my father grinned at me proudly. “So this is your life, huh, Junior? No wonder you haven’t come home to visit—I wouldn’t come home either. You’ve got a stewardess at the airport, a sexy police detective in your back pocket, and a maid that makes house calls. Lemme guess, you’ve got a swim instructor that gives snorkeling lessons, too? Eh?”
― Zane Mitchell, Meet the Drunks: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 5

“Drink a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up.”
― Zane Mitchell, Meet the Drunks: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 5

“I didn’t call you. Erika Wild did. And she really regrets being born. But her father said the condom broke and her mother started out as a man and thought she couldn’t get pregnant, so…it’s all just one big oops, I guess.”
― Zane Mitchell, Meet the Drunks: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise: Book 5