The Mastermind Quotes

“There’s also a penis museum in Finland.”
― Amy Lane, The Mastermind

“Except here!” Danny laughed. “Oh no, sweetheart. Felix and I are Rock Hudson-grade gay.”
― Amy Lane, The Mastermind

“Do any wedding rings have happy stories?” Felix asked, sounding exasperated. “Well, yes. But those are the rings that usually end up on the fingers of happy corpses or being willed to happy people who wear them to their own weddings.”
― Amy Lane, The Mastermind

“How were we supposed to know we’d meet our one perfect person learning how to pick pockets by the Coliseum?” “I should have spent ten years convincing you,” Felix said savagely.”
― Amy Lane, The Mastermind

“She’ll take anything. Even the network whose name we don’t speak, if you know what I mean.”
― Amy Lane, The Mastermind

“I missed you like I’d miss a lung, a kidney, and my right hand.”
― Amy Lane, The Mastermind