Heartbreak for Hire Quotes

“After our sixth vodka cranberry, we walked to CVS and bought a cake and a $6.99 body wash gift set. We both woke up with hot-pink lipstick on our eyelids.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“I came as soon as I could.” She pressed a bottle into my hand. “What did he do? I’m not above hiring a hit man, as long as they take Visa.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“By the end of the night, he’d be taking himself down. Turned out, he had a mermaid fetish. His Facebook was practically dedicated to them.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“He took me out to the river behind his house, handed me a metal detector, and taught me how to understand people by the objects they leave behind.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“Christ. I just mauled you like an animal in the bar I come to every week. I’m so sorry.” “I’ll accept your apology if you do it again.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“A pile of used tissues, which I affectionately referred to as Olaf, spilled off the side of my end table.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“This was why I didn’t open myself up. Things had been perfectly fine before I pulled out all my broken toys and asked if he wanted to play.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“If I hadn’t crawled where I did then, I wouldn’t have walked where I was now.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“I made kissy noises at my cat, Winnie, as she jumped on the back of the couch. Her black hair stood on end as she hissed at me in return. Her love language, or so I kept telling myself.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“I had my career, my cat, control. The Three C’s of avoiding that hopeless cycle of loving someone who didn’t love me back.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“You bought a matching sweater for my cat?”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“Pretty, in an apple pie kind of way.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“I should go say hi to a few people, but thank you for birthing such a lovely daughter.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“Let’s go, sassy pants.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“But I didn’t know how much further we could go, if he became immersed in the academic world.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“The scent of rain and moonlight”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“his storm-cloud eyes met”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“My mistake.” Mark flicked a piece of lint off his sleeve. “I was under the impression that Brinkley was a runner.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“Mark”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“His eyes were the color of tornadoes,”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire

“Because same.”
― Sonia Hartl, Heartbreak For Hire