Near Life Experience Quotes

“One reason you agree to work with the Grim Reaper is the opportunity to hang out with him. Life, ironically, kept getting in the way.”
― Dave Turner, Near Life Experience

“occurred to her that the only place different people could get along would be the afterlife. Only then could they realise they were all equal.”
― Dave Turner, Near Life Experience

“They’re an angry, talented, useless, wonderful, feckless, beautiful, fickle, baffling species, but… Just be careful with them.”
― Dave Turner, Near Life Experience

“used to be a werewolf, but I’m all right nooooooow,”
― Dave Turner, Near Life Experience

“Or nipples. What was the point of them? You could press them as much as you’d like and nothing fun happened, such as the top of your head opening like a pedal-bin.”
― Dave Turner, Near Life Experience