The Elven Inquisition Quotes

“I had a little bird, her name was Enza. I opened up the window, and in-flu-Enza.”
― Steve Wiley, The Elven Inquisition: A Woke Fairy Story

“It seemed ridiculous to judge yesterday by today’s standards. To penalize the past in the present suggested that the kingdom was better today, or would have known better than all those who came before them. Would they really have known better?”
― Steve Wiley, The Elven Inquisition: A Woke Fairy Story