Grimm Up North Quotes

“Ancient drystone walls were laid across the fells like the thin threads of a giant web cast out by some massive, hidden arachnid.”
― David J. Gatward, Grimm Up North

“spent most of her free time keeping fit. ‘Hi,’ Harry said. ‘Good to meet you.’ ‘Well, that’s a face only a mother”
― David J. Gatward, Grimm Up North

“meet you before the”
― David J. Gatward, Grimm Up North

“Detective Chief Inspector Harry Grimm had a face on him that would shame a pug, if that pug had first been half beaten to death with a cricket bat and then chewed on enthusiastically by a hippo.”
― David J. Gatward, Grimm Up North

“The kind of week where the world decides to not so much rain on your parade, as to relieve itself on your cornflakes in the morning and then, just for good measure, defecate on your pillow when you go to bed.”
― David J. Gatward, Grimm Up North