My (Mostly) Secret Baby Quotes

“If I was sandpaper and Damon was rough cut lumber, maybe all we needed was to rub ourselves together until we smoothed each other out.”
― Penelope Bloom, My (Mostly) Secret Baby

“I swore, men’s forearms were like cleavage, except no guy ever got slut shamed for whipping out those meat sticks in public. No.”
― Penelope Bloom, My (Mostly) Secret Baby

“So in the famous words of many a porn star, I said screw it. I was going in, and I was going in hard.”
― Penelope Bloom, My (Mostly) Secret Baby

“Did a rooster get hard when he walked into the hen house?”
― Penelope Bloom, My (Mostly) Secret Baby

“I’ve always wondered,” I said suddenly. “How do you get Dick from Richard, anyway?” “Oh, it’s easy. Just buy me dinner.”
― Penelope Bloom, My (Mostly) Secret Baby