The Quest for the Obsidian Pickaxe 6 Quotes

“They’re not programmed in yet,” and then shoved his head back under his wing to doze some more.”
― Splendiferous Steve, The Quest for the Obsidian Pickaxe 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“like, STAY OWT! PROPERTEE OF BONE”
― Splendiferous Steve, The Quest for the Obsidian Pickaxe 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“with the pocket of his inventory. If he could just pull the rope aside the teensiest bit more …. There! He had it! He shoved his hand in just as the skeletons turned toward Porker, and pulled out—the carrot on a stick. The scent of carrots instantly filled the air. Porker’s head whipped around. His snout began to snuffle. Could it be …? “Hey!” shouted Brian. “What are you doing?” For a few short moments, Steve warred with himself. He didn’t want to say goodbye to his trusty pig. But he had no choice. Not if he wanted to save Porker’s life.”
― Splendiferous Steve, The Quest for the Obsidian Pickaxe 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“later with a snort. One of the skeletons gasped. “Look! He’s pulled the pig out with him!” Another said, “We can frame its head as a trophy! That’ll prove to Billy we’re the better army! He only managed to get the orange-haired girl!” “Didn’t he also kidnap about ten other villagers too?” “Yes, but how many pigs did he capture?” The Bone Brigade all muttered amongst themselves for a few seconds. Finally they decided that there definitely had not been any other pigs in this carriage, and thus the Bone Bandits had not kidnapped a pig too. Therefore, the Bone Brigade”
― Splendiferous Steve, The Quest for the Obsidian Pickaxe 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Book