Dodge Ball Wars Quotes

“I’ll be a god among children.”
― Marcus Emerson, Dodge Ball Wars: 5 Book Box Set Collection (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Typical Max… always the bully, never the bullied,” Dylan replied.”
― Marcus Emerson, Dodge Ball Wars: 5 Book Box Set Collection (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“thick of it.”
― Marcus Emerson, Dodge Ball Wars: 5 Book Box Set Collection (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“sized”
― Marcus Emerson, Dodge Ball Wars: 5 Book Box Set Collection (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“noob!”
― Marcus Emerson, Dodge Ball Wars: 5 Book Box Set Collection (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“gravy soaked”
― Marcus Emerson, Dodge Ball Wars: 5 Book Box Set Collection (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Small explosions of white powdery snow blasted all around the puppy. It jumped again and then barked once more. Then, as if it completely understood what Jordan had said, it turned and disappeared through the bushes.”
― Marcus Emerson, Dodge Ball Wars: 5 Book Box Set Collection (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“m@MarcusEmerson.com”
― Marcus Emerson, Dodge Ball Wars: 5 Book Box Set Collection (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“Claire!” Ethan screamed, raising his open hands in the air. “Noooooooooooo!” At that instant, a squawking bird interrupted Ethan’s emotional breakdown. “Squaaawk!”
― Marcus Emerson, Dodge Ball Wars: 5 Book Box Set Collection (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“From Marcus Emerson: Stories – what an incredible way to open one’s mind to a fantastic world of adventure. It’s my hope that this story has inspired you in some way, lighting a fire that maybe you didn’t know you had. Keep that flame burning no matter what. It represents your sense of adventure and creativity, and that’s something nobody can take from you. Thanks for reading! If you enjoyed this book, I ask that you help spread the word by sharing it or leaving an honest review! - Marcus m@MarcusEmerson.com P.S. You’re awesome!”
― Marcus Emerson, Dodge Ball Wars: 5 Book Box Set Collection (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja

“The gym teacher doesn’t give a flying hoot about what happens in this class,” Scarlett said. “He’s back in his office playing that mining game on his computer even as we speak!” “Awesome game, BTW,” I added. The students in the room nodded in agreement.”
― Marcus Emerson, Dodge Ball Wars: 5 Book Box Set Collection (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12): From the Creator of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja