Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes A Special Delivery In Our Butts Quotes

“How could you forget this?” Grant replies, reaching under the table and pulling forth a truly majestic sight. He holds in his hands a thick, colorful rulebook for the official Chuck Tingle role-playing game, something that I’d actually been interested in checking out for quite a while.”
― Chuck Tingle, Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes A Special Delivery In Our Butts

“Looks like it’s your lucky day,” the game master offers.”
― Chuck Tingle, Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes A Special Delivery In Our Butts

“It’s not long before we strike up a casual report with this handsome mothman, learning all about his life and growing ever more attracted by his laidback confidence. We learn a lot over the course of those few days, like the fact that mothmen are technically a species of bigfoot, and that Indrid could make his rounds much faster with the use of his wings, but he’s required to drive the mail truck for advertising purposes.”
― Chuck Tingle, Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes A Special Delivery In Our Butts