Demons Do It Better Quotes

“I shoo them, both protesting, toward the door and finally get them out. I shut the door in their faces, engage all the locks and the chain (not that it would do any good if Alistair decided to come back in) and finally lean back against the door in relief.”
― Louisa Masters, Demons Do It Better

“I can’t fucking believe he wants to organize my dildos. He shrugs. “Okay. If you decide you want them arranged by frequency of use, that’s fine too.” Then, shocking me so much I lose the power of speech, he winks and adds, “I noticed the grip on the demon one is starting to get worn. You might need to replace it. Though, you should know that there’s no substitute for the real thing.”
― Louisa Masters, Demons Do It Better

“I guess some things, like stupidity, cross the species barrier.”
― Louisa Masters, Demons Do It Better

“When a member of the community and a human procreate (it is possible, though even more difficult than for the community in general, and they already have a low fertility rate), the baby is never human. The other species always breeds true—and I don’t just mean that the child inherits those traits. There is no human genetic matter at all. All the research I’ve read seems to indicate that it’s a result of magic—that since community population is so much lower than human, it’s magic’s way of ensuring the other species aren’t bred out of existence.”
― Louisa Masters, Demons Do It Better

“His sigh is frustrated. “Of course there are. People who think they know better than thousands of years of research and insist on risking their children.” “Like human anti-vaxxers,” I mutter. I guess some things, like stupidity, cross the species barrier.”
― Louisa Masters, Demons Do It Better

“Six weeks later,”
― Louisa Masters, Demons Do It Better

“You can speak!”
― Louisa Masters, Demons Do It Better

“Five years later”
― Louisa Masters, Demons Do It Better

“Bedroom,” he says in a growly voice. “Or I do you right here against the door and fuck the consequences.”
― Louisa Masters, Demons Do It Better

“In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever taken the stairs this fast before, not even the time I had food poisoning and was racing home to get to the bathroom.”
― Louisa Masters, Demons Do It Better

“Gideon comes up behind me and kisses my neck before going to his desk. Discretion is not something he gives a shit about when it comes to me. In fact, he puts his hands—and mouth—on me every chance he gets, no matter where we are. Part of it is because he finds me irresistible, but it’s also because he’s possessive and jealous and likes the idea of showing people “I’m his.”
― Louisa Masters, Demons Do It Better