How to Rattle an Undead Couple Quotes

“What you need to remember,” Bishop said gently, “is there’s always another bad guy, another threat, another awkward dinner with your mother-in-law, but everything with LJ will be a first, a one-time only performance, if you will. You don’t want to miss those while you’re worrying about what comes next.”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Rattle an Undead Couple

“Forgot to mention Oscar drained his battery,” she said. “I took him to his room and put him to bed.” The energy required for him to touch or hold items, even tiny game pieces or cards, took its toll on him. Exhaustion always sent him back wherever it was ghost boys went to recharge.”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Rattle an Undead Couple

“You’re a genius,” I praised her. “An evil genius, but we don’t discriminate in this family.”
― Hailey Edwards, How to Rattle an Undead Couple