How to Marry Keanu Reeves in 90 Days Quotes

“Why is pain the emotion we so easily make our home? It’s like we sign up for the thirty-year mortgage on pain, but only do short-term leases or annual time-shares on pleasure.”
― K.M. Jackson, How to Marry Keanu Reeves in 90 Days

“Underneath what? The latest supermodel? Let Google tell it. He’s got a deli number-counter at the foot of his bed.”
― K.M. Jackson, How to Marry Keanu Reeves in 90 Days

“But shit, the meditation app I’d sworn I’d listen to every day had lasted less than a week. The pressure of daily relaxation was too stressful. Now all I had was a monthly bill because I kept forgetting to cancel the stupid subscription in the app store. Besides, if I did cancel, that would mean giving up on meditating and therefore admitting defeat.”
― K.M. Jackson, How to Marry Keanu Reeves in 90 Days