Dave the Villager 27 Quotes

“all the Royal Guard dropped their weapons and joined in the chant. “BUM-BUM HEAD! BUM-BUM HEAD! EMPRESS IS A BUM-BUM HEAD!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Empress.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Then Poffo is going in the basement,” said Wroxo. “Get him!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“purple,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Spidroth and Dave turned around to see a piglin in gray armor pointing its sword at them. “Wrokko take you prisoner,” said the piglin.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“looking at me”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“and kissed him.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“No, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!” CHAPTER FOURTEEN Leaving the Nether “Well chaps,” said Porkins, “you’ve got a brand new start ahead of you.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“sorry,” said Spidroth. Then POOF,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“No!” said the armored piglin. “Poffo is loyal to Empress! Poffo no traitor!” “Then Poffo is going in the basement,” said Wroxo. “Get him!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Gog the boss now!” said the little piglin. “You all have to do what Gog say!” “But Gog,” said one of the adult piglins. “I’m your dad!” “Gog no care,” said Gog. “Gog the boss!” “Boss Gog,” said another piglin, “we must go and mine some more netherite. If we don’t have enough for the Royal Guard tomorrow, we will be in big-big trouble.” “Good point,” said Gog. “Let’s go.” And all the piglins ran off.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Boggo can’t read,” said Boggo. “I know that,” said Carl, “just have a look at them.” “Boggo already have look at them when they were lying on table,” said Boggo. “No,” said Carl, “I mean open them so you can read them properly.” “Boggo can’t read,” said Boggo. “Oh forget it!” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“THE LEGEND OF DAVE THE VILLAGER”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Well, thought Dave, when I woke up this morning I definitely didn’t think I’d be leading a rebel army into battle.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“In fiction, a plot hole, plothole or plot error is a gap or inconsistency in a storyline that goes against the flow of logic established by the story's plot. Such inconsistencies include things as illogical, unlikely or impossible events, and statements or events that contradict earlier events in the storyline.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“And then, to Dave’s surprise, Spidroth lifted her head up and kissed him.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Bum-bum head!” he began to chant. “Bum-bum head! Empress is a bum-bum head!” Then, to Dave’s amazement, all the Royal Guard dropped their weapons and joined in the chant. “BUM-BUM HEAD! BUM-BUM HEAD! EMPRESS IS A BUM-BUM HEAD!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“No,” said the guard, dropping his netherite sword on the ground. “Wriggo no work for Empress anymore. Empress is a bum-bum head!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“In a few seconds the golem suit is gonna be in the lava!” said Carl. “So either you stay with the gold and get fried by lava, or you leave the gold and escape with your life.” “Hmm, it tough decision,” said Boggo. “Can Boggo have a few minutes to think about it?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“That sounds fun,” said Boggo. “What’s a revolution?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Boggo always right,” said Boggo. “Boggo smart.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Welcome to Boggo House!” said Boggo. “I call it Boggo House, because it a house and it belong to Boggo!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Boggo likes this thing!” said the piglin. “Boggo steal!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“No,” said the guard, dropping his netherite sword on the ground. “Wriggo no work for Empress anymore. Empress is a bum-bum head!” “Traitor!” roared The Empress. “You will go in the pit too!” Another Royal Guard stepped forward. “Bum-bum head!” he began to chant. “Bum-bum head! Empress is a bum-bum head!” Then, to Dave’s amazement, all the Royal Guard dropped their weapons and joined in the chant. “BUM-BUM HEAD! BUM-BUM HEAD! EMPRESS IS A BUM-BUM HEAD!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“What do you call that black stone?” Dave asked. “Blackstone,” said Saggo. “Yes,” said Dave, “what do you call it?” “Call what?” said Saggo. “That black stone,” said Dave. “Blackstone,” said Saggo. “Yes,” said Dave, feeling frustrated, “what do you call that black stone?” “Blackstone,” said Saggo. “Yes, the black stone!” said Dave. “What do you call it?!” “Dave,” said Spidroth, placing a hand on Dave’s shoulder, “they call it blackstone.” “Ooooh,” said Dave. “We call it black stone because it’s a stone and it’s black,” said Saggo happily.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“How do you feel about starting a revolution, Boggo?” “That sounds fun,” said Boggo. “What’s a revolution?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“In a few seconds the golem suit is gonna be in the lava!” said Carl. “So either you stay with the gold and get fried by lava, or you leave the gold and escape with your life.” “Hmm, it tough decision,” said Boggo. “Can Boggo have a few minutes to think about it?” “GET OUT OF THE SUIT NOW, YOU IDIOT!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“BURRing”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 27: An Unofficial Minecraft Series