The Scomo Diaries Quotes

“Marketing, much like religion, is an act of mercy. People put their faith in a higher power, and in doing so, absolve themselves of all worry and doubt. Without ad men to repackage the truth, the world would be a much scarier place.”
― Tosh Greenslade, The Scomo Diaries

“As long as you keep everything you say slightly unclear you can wait to see what the general consensus is before you ascribe it a value. By leaving the option on the table to say, ‘Yeah, that’s what I meant,’ you can always be on the right side of history.”
― Tosh Greenslade, The Scomo Diaries

“The food they eat might not be as appealing as sausages or curry, but at least the people of North Korea don’t have to wait for Kim Jong-un to push his policy through a hostile senate.”
― Tosh Greenslade, The Scomo Diaries

“Of all the places I hate, I think I might hate Melbourne the most. They’ve got a Labor premier, the only federal Greens MP, Adam Bandt, comes from there and they follow AFL, which is the sporting equivalent of watching a herd of gazelles run around an oval for two hours. Only in Melbourne, the snowflake capital of the world, would you get a point for missing a goal.”
― Tosh Greenslade, The Scomo Diaries