Pudge and Prejudice Quotes

“Those two were made for each other. Together they could conquer the world leading armies of koalas on unicorns.”
― A.K. Pittman, Pudge and Prejudice

“Charlie Bingley stood in the middle of his living room, palm raised in the air as his little sister jumped in vain to slap it, squealing, “Too high! Too high!”
― A.K. Pittman, Pudge and Prejudice

“TWO WEEKS AND SIX DAYS LATER—Thursday night, right during the first fifteen minutes of Family Ties—the phone rang, and Mom answered it. Nothing extraordinary there—Mom almost always answers the phone. It’s easier that way, for all of us.”
― A.K. Pittman, Pudge and Prejudice

“Yeah, Billy Fitz. If I had it to do all over again, maybe I wouldn’t have laughed at his name, but it sounds funny, doesn’t it? Billy Fitz. Like the way you might describe a goat with seizures. He’s got himself a bad case of the Billy Fitz.”
― A.K. Pittman, Pudge and Prejudice

“ONE OF THE GREAT IRONIES of being the chubby girl on the scene: you literally take up more space than any other person around, and yet you are somehow invisible.”
― A.K. Pittman, Pudge and Prejudice