Hardwood Quotes

“I’ve spent forty-four years of my life telling the world I’m a carpet man. Is it too late to admit to myself and everyone else that deep down I’m really all about the Hardwood?”
― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood

“I don’t want anything just because it makes sense anymore. I want heart stopping, head spinning, breath stealing, mad love.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood

“Sweetheart, I once ate a Starburst with half the wrapper still on. I couldn’t give less of a fuck about a hairy ass crack.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood

“I’ll never regret that Val and I made a beautiful daughter together, but knowing I’ve wasted so much time pretending to be something I’m not when I could’ve had this passion…lust…the chance for real love. It all gets so big inside me that a sob tears through my throat and past my lips, echoing through the otherwise quiet night.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood

“I’m too pure to be pink,” Ev jokes and I nearly swoon on the spot. A man who can quote Grease, has pierced nipples, and is good with kids. I swear someone is testing me.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood

“Sometimes you meet people and know right away they’re going to be in your life for a long time.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood

“Hi handsome stranger, I’m a gay virgin who’s deep in the closet, and I’ve never even kissed a man. Yeah, that should have the boxer briefs hitting the floor.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood

“But seriously, you’ve had your head in the cows the past few weeks.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood

“It’s not until the intensity of a double orgasm starts to slip away that panic sets in. “Oh shit,” I mutter, probing my slippery finger into my now relaxed hole, trying to reach the toy. I can feel it with the tip of my finger, but I can’t do anything more than push it deeper. “Fuck, fuck, fuck.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood

“Pern” by Yann Tiersen. Over”
― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood