Why Mummy’s Sloshed Quotes

“Rapunzel would have saved herself a whole lot of grief if she’d tied one end of her plait to the bed and abseiled out of that window down her own sodding hair, then given herself an adorable pixie cut at the bottom, punched the witch in the tits, told her parents to get to fuck for selling her for a CABBAGE, and gone off and kicked some arse in the world.”
― Gill Sims, Why Mummy’s Sloshed

“Every single bloody interview with a successful woman who also has kids asks her a patronising question about how she ‘juggles’ being a ‘working mum’ with her career. No one asks successful men that. Ever!”
― Gill Sims, Why Mummy’s Sloshed