The Gravedigger’s Son Quotes

“It’s a threat.” “Ah.” “And not an idle one, either,” she warned. “There is nothing idle about my threats. My threats are hardworking. Not afraid to get their hands dirty.”
― Darynda Jones, The Gravedigger’s Son

“Of course, I have flaws, but my boobs usually distract people from them. —T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, The Gravedigger’s Son

“Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart things I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on. —Bumper Sticker”
― Darynda Jones, The Gravedigger’s Son

“I try to act nonchalant, but underneath, I’m chalant as fuck. —T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, The Gravedigger’s Son

“Visited hell. Crazy shit went down. Not allowed back. —True story”
― Darynda Jones, The Gravedigger’s Son