Welcome to the ShitShow Quotes

“Please when did I turn into Cinderella? Is my pussy going to turn into a pumpkin tonight ‘cause nobody told me?”
― Gypsy Reed, Welcome to the Sh*tShow

“If I don’t get the f**k away from her I’m gonna go back to prison for sistercide! And I’m too young to ride the lightning down in Huntsville.”
― Gypsy Reed, Welcome to the Sh*tShow

“How different my life would have turned out had either one of us been born with a dick!”
― Gypsy Reed, Welcome to the Sh*tShow