The Four Myths Quotes

“But first I’ve got to get another book: How to Break the [SPOILER] When Native Americans Have Had Too Much Time on Their Hands.”
― Robert Reisler, The Four Myths

“Jack hadn’t let on, but he was already more convinced than the average skeptic that this was, in fact, the real deal. He didn’t need another book to tell him these Native Americans had had too much time on their hands.

Get to work, Jack. This is why you became an archaeologist. He was wondering if he was going to need to buy that whip and hat after all, along with some bags of russets.

And I might need to move the sofa to make room for Potato Mountain.”
― Robert Reisler, The Four Myths

“The Voice of Prophecy kept not sounding like what one would expect a voice of prophecy to sound like. Where were all the thees and thous?”
― Robert Reisler, The Four Myths

“What were you doing when the world ended?”
― Robert Reisler, The Four Myths