F*ck Off Quotes

“No! For fuck's sake, O! Don’t do that. If you want to wank just say so. I can’t take a hint to save my life, but I do talk dickspeak. Just say ‘Kalen, bro. I love your scintillating company and ready wit, but I gotta knock one out with Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters’. Easy.”
― Crystal North, F*ck Off: Term Two

“The Knot Knobs? I snort at the idea of calling Grandpa Knox a knot knob. Maybe I’ll try it out over dinner tomorrow.”
― Crystal North, F*ck Off: Term Two