Negative Feedback Quotes

“Jasper, as ever the eager foodie trendsetter, was enjoying a Haloumi Breakfast, which, if you’re not familiar with it, is a fairly industrial Greek cheese that has the texture of set silicone sealant and is entirely similar in taste.”
― Eddie Lancaster, Negative Feedback

“Never date a hairdresser, unless you want your heart broken,”
― Eddie Lancaster, Negative Feedback

“She knew men like a good butcher knows bangers.”
― Eddie Lancaster, Negative Feedback

“God is never happier than when you’re blowing his candle.”
― Eddie Lancaster, Negative Feedback

“I gift to you Chocolate Mint Angel’s Delight.”  Bernd picked up his cutlery and tentatively took a spoonful. It tasted the way it looked, like the by-product of an effluent leak at the elephant hospital.”
― Eddie Lancaster, Negative Feedback

“As too the flavoured gin market grew, a liquor-infused with Sugar Puffs rolled in Harpic was fast becoming a possibility.”
― Eddie Lancaster, Negative Feedback