Dave the Villager 26 Quotes

“ravager. The other pigmen fired their bows as”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Porkins climbed off his horses”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Then POOF, Bastion disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving nothing but a pile of diamond armor.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I am the last of the pigmen, The loneliest pigman of all, And when I am gone, and it’s the end of my song, The line of the pigmen will fall.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“It’s biffing time!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Come and get me, you blighters!” Hock yelled. “Tally-ho, toodle-pip, what what what!!!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I think your brain is getting a bit old and isn’t working as well as it used to.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Hmph,” said Sausage. “I think your brain is getting a bit old and isn’t working as well as it used to.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Let’s give these blaggards a darn good thrashing! Tally ho! Toodle Pip! Huzzah!” “Huzzah!” the other pigmen shouted back.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

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― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Porkins”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Thank… you,” it grunted. “The chap can talk!” said Hock in amazement.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Say ‘please’,” said Chops, holding the mushroom just out of the little zombie’s reach.  “Pl… ease,” said the child. “Good gravy,” gasped Porkins. “Good boy,” said Chops,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series