Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5 Quotes

“An outsider of walking bones
Will start the cleansing on his own
All angels high must give no aid
Until conditions three are made: Crimson unleashed will crawl the ground
The bones will find the holy crown
Deliver he from darkness then
The true guardian, enemy now friend Only after that will he
Call together the forces three
Of mobs, angels, and the immortal pair
Though, saviors of our world beware: Now that the enemy has awoken
The prophecy must not be broken
Keep the balance of these words at hand
Or crimson death will swallow this land...”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“If you sigh one more time," he said, "I'm gonna start calling you Skeleton Sigh.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“his lonely, little island where he'd spent months”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“I'm trying!" the redstone Minecraftian replied. I spotted ToyJig in the street, his red tunic and diamond breastplate lit up by a nearby torch. "It keeps moving!" Some of them laughed. "Of course it keeps moving!" someone shouted.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“You guys had a whole mission just to find me?”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“Finally!" ToyJig exclaimed. "You can say that again," EpicSnipez said from behind. "Finally!" ToyJig repeated.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“UltimateSword5.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“perched”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“clunked.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“LegoWarrior70”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“I”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“across”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“many”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“The flare of fiery blue eyes told me that it was the PVP mage. He was shooting some kind of fireballs at the phantoms in the skies, who were now nearly impossible to see except for their glowing, green eyes. "Wow!" I exclaimed, watching several more small yellow fireballs streak out into the sky. One of them exploded with a bang when it hit a phantom. By the quick flash of the fire up there, I saw another phantom fall to the side and dissipate into smoke. "That's ElectroVoltage!" Camo said, pausing his shooting. "He shoots fireballs?!" I exclaimed. How did he do that?! "He's a mage," Ulti said. Then he added, "Incoming!”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“The morning was clear and the fish were biting.”
― Crafty Creeper Art, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“I had noticed the staff before, the last time I was on this level of the tower, but now, outside the glass case, it was even more wondrous! The whole thing was made of gnarled wood, as if carved from the oldest tree in Diamodia, and it was tipped with a glowing purple gemstone that felt so heavy (in a way that I can't describe) that the air in the room seemed to bend toward it. The entire weapon glowed a soft purple, just like MasterMaker's shield and sword; just like ElectroVoltage's sheathed golden blade. The staff was ... magnificent!”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“of the pond and threw it into the chest, breaking the chilling pause. "Is that all?" I asked. Astro swallowed nervously again. "Not all," he said. "There are words." "What words?" I asked. "I ... I can't tell you," he replied. "Not yet. It's not time. Not yet. I have to wait." "Why?" Ulti demanded.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“my Mailing”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“wall.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“S5E1 – “Welcome to Angel Valley” S5E2 – “The Hellfire Gang” S5E3 – “Monster Hunting with Minecraftians” S5E4 – “Once Again into the Nether” S5E5 – “Journey with the Mantis” S5E6 – “The Staff of Banishing” Season Finale!”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“128,000”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“MINECRAFT?”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“Astro paused, put down his hoe,”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“Yo, Ulti, shut up!" D4imond Minc4rt said.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“Yessir," ToyJig and D4imond Minc4rt said.”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“Then, UltimateSword5 told me a story of Skeleton Steve approaching him on his lonely, little island where he'd spent months barely surviving on mushroom soup in the middle of a vast, underground lake. He told me about a valiant and devoted skeleton swordsman, Skonathan, who'd been following me around. I remembered Ulti mentioning the name before. As he finished his food, he told me about when I found him trapped deep underground near the Sleeping City, a place that I'd apparently built back when I was a monstrous thing called 'the Skeleton King' before I transformed into what I was today. I'd convinced him to escape the depths together. Ulti told me about dodging malfunctioning iron golems in the streets of the huge, silent city, and searching its storage building for wood. We really needed wood to make pick axes in order to get back to the surface. The lack of wood down at the bottom of the world was crippling. Then, he told me about him, Skonathan, and me all running around in terrifying darkness, trapping Glitch mobs with cobblestone because we had no other way to fight them. The Glitch mobs were very scary creatures that attacked everything they saw. They couldn't be killed except by overwhelming damage; enough to drop them in a single blow. Whenever the Glitch mobs were injured, they replicated, and became one injured, one not. Ulti told me about a Glitch creeper almost blowing us all up. It blew one of Skonathan's arms clean off! He also told me about a crazy battle in the streets of the Sleeping City where we pitted the Glitch against the golems, then barely contained a massive Glitch outbreak. Then, we found a way out of the city through a tunnel that Ulti had remembered from back when he and his Minecraftian friends had found the Sleeping City the first time. Ulti told me about us journeying through long tunnels,”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“How about that, huh? Well, I bet you helped”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5

“Mi casa es su casa." "Uh ... what?" "My home is your home,”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of Skeleton Steve, the Noob Years, Season 5