Kid Youtuber Quotes

“project. Not that I did, but at least the option was there. My dad dropped me off at the school a little early so I could sign-in and find a spot in the gym. A bunch of other kids were there early, too, setting up their projects on the lunch tables. Some of them were big and fancy, but a bunch were pretty sad looking, which made me feel better about my own. And I have to say that once I got everything set up, my project actually kinda looked pretty good.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“time because she didn’t act surprised, but I’m 100% sure that Fergus was clueless.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“Annie picked up a rock and threw it at the bush where the noise was coming from. I expected a monstrous roar, but what we got instead was more of an “Ouch!” sound. It was from the very last person in the world that I wanted to see. Fergus Widdershim. I think we would’ve been better off with a mountain lion.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“have TWO new Fans, which brings my total to THREE! Okay, it’s actually FOUR, but one of those is Fergus and he doesn’t count. The first one was Chuck. And my two new Fans today were my mom, and somebody with the username CoolDad81.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“Being forced to work in the hot sun like that was almost like torture. Wood Intermediate School uses the detention room to store radioactive waste. That’s a bold statement, I know, but the facts don’t lie.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“The first thing Mr. Garrick had me do was hold up a mini chalkboard that had my name and violation written on it. Then he took a picture of me and stuck it on the wall next to a bunch of other photos of kids doing the same thing. You know what those kinds of pictures are called? MUGSHOTS.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“Chuck and I took our food and moved to the table where all the cool kids sat. They kept their eyes on us like we were up to no good, probably because we were totally up to no good.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“permanent record, even though I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as a permanent record.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“Chuck and I had to come up with the plan by ourselves because Annie was too afraid of getting in trouble. She didn’t want it to go on her”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“I could also be wrong, but I’m pretty sure the showers are for AFTER class when you’re all sweaty.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“subconscious corporate influence that “girly” styles have on her work and tries hard to subvert the expectation her parents have set for her to make drawings of unicorns or rainbows. She chooses, instead, to fight the system by drawing unicorns FARTING rainbows.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“Right? At least, that’s what I’m banking on. So I guess I’m in the clear. I mean, it’s not like I’m gonna ask him about it because I don’t want to accidentally remind him just in case he forgot. And the second, more important thing, is that I have TWO new Fans, which brings my total to THREE! Okay, it’s actually FOUR, but one of those is Fergus and he doesn’t count. The first one was Chuck. And my two new Fans today were my mom, and somebody with the username CoolDad81.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“His name sounds like somebody spilled a bowl of alphabet soup.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“So”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“And as they were yelling at me, I had this thought – how hilarious would it be if the woman busted out a skateboard and did cool tricks all over the parking lot?”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“I mean, it’s not like I’m gonna ask him about it because I don’t want to accidentally remind him just in case he forgot. And the second,”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“Intermediate”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“And did you know there’s a group shower in the locker room that we’re actually expected to use? I had no idea it was there until some kid walked out of it, naked and wet.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“Chuck gave Emma a headshot”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“Anyways, without”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“armor plating. And no rear oil slick dispensers. And if I had more time, I would’ve taken it out for a spin around the block, but I had to stop filming pretty quickly right after that.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“subconscious”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“a”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“face a bunch of times so I could hand out autographed headshots that had my YouTube information on it.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“found my locker right outside the cafeteria, which was like hitting the jackpot because it was a nice, open spot where the WHOLE SCHOOL”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“And then, RIGHT after we fixed the parking lot, we had to take care of a hornet’s nest.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“Babes”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“Chuck and I had to come up with the plan by ourselves because Annie was too afraid of getting in trouble. She didn’t want it to go on her permanent record, even though I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as a permanent record.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“I was getting so much attention that someone even gave me a compliment AND their apple.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber

“Did you hear that? Fergus told his mom ALL ABOUT ME. Probably because she’s just as evil as he is. Their whole FAMILY probably is! That house is probably FULL of people who want to crush my dreams and see me fail.”
― Marcus Emerson, Kid Youtuber