Shameless Quotes

“After a couple of painful experiences, I’ve had to enact a blow jobs-before-backdoor rule for all of my beautiful fuck buddies here in the sandbox.”
― Kelly Fox, Shameless

“You should both be bubble wrapped and required to maintain a distance of at least fifty feet away from each other at all times.”
― Kelly Fox, Shameless

“Bear Killer, twelve o’clock.” “Too soon, primo. Too soon.”
― Kelly Fox, Shameless

“Jake mentions that Heath’s lying in the almond milk, which again, he’s deathly allergic to.”
― Kelly Fox, Shameless

“Sorry. Started taking a walk down memory lane.” “Fuck, don’t do that. It’s in a shitty neighborhood, dude.”
― Kelly Fox, Shameless

“One thing’s for sure, masturbation was confusing as hell.”
― Kelly Fox, Shameless

“wondered if that was the day I’d snap and either kill or fuck Rolando Martinez in front of the entire school.”
― Kelly Fox, Shameless