Slippery Slope Quotes

“Greg reached into his front pocket and grabbed a packet of peanuts (he liked to snack when he was thinking something over, or when he was relaxing, or when he was excited, or … well, you get the picture).”
― A.A. Albright, Slippery Slope

“I could see her future already, and it involved me strangling her senseless. Horrible woman. I mean, not that I’d actually strangle her. I wasn’t being literal. I’m not a violent vampire. I’m sweet as a chocolate-chip cookie, me.”
― A.A. Albright, Slippery Slope

“The main reason I didn’t look into the future too much was because … well, I just didn’t want to. 
Life wasn’t very interesting when you knew what was going to happen.”
― A.A. Albright, Slippery Slope

“I was reading a story by Ariadne Albright called And Then There Were Buns. It was about a group of witch bakers who think they’re being taken to a remote island for a baking contest, but they actually get murdered one by one by their mysterious human host.”
― A.A. Albright, Slippery Slope