Happy Birthday, Wanda June Quotes

“everything is sexual…but alcohol.”
― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Happy Birthday, Wanda June: A Play

“I am glad the driver was drunk. If he hadn't been, I might have not got to Heaven for years and years and years. I would have had to go to high school first, and then beauty college. I would have had to get married and have babies and everything. Now I can just play and play and play.”
― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Happy Birthday, Wanda June

“Penelope: I don't know. This is a new disease to me.

Harold: Disease?

Penelope: Situation.”
― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Happy Birthday, Wanda June

“Don't ever fist fight a guy when you've got on roller skates.”
― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Happy Birthday, Wanda June