Doctor Who Quotes

“Excrescent hominids will now cower before my Most Supreme ejaculations!”
― Dave Stone, Doctor Who: Sky Pirates!

“Beside this, almost incidentally, she noticed a large
wooden tub, fixed to the floor with ichor and covered with tarpaulin.
The leech-thing rotated in the air to regard her. 'Most Supreme Captain will ejaculate now.'
The monstrosity opened its grinning mouth.”
― Dave Stone, Doctor Who: Sky Pirates!

“This was currently that magic point in the cycle before
the party broke apart spectacularly into mass violence. The social mechanisms that inhibited Sereans en masse from the more extreme forms of enjoying themselves were gone -and next, catastrophically, would go the last vestigial mechanisms
that restrained them from wholesale assault and murder. For pleasure and hatred, and revenge, and for the hell of it and then, when the food at last ran out, for bare survival.”
― Dave Stone, Doctor Who: Sky Pirates!

“The thing that worries me,' Benny said, 'is that I can feel myself starting to think the same way. Becoming one-dimensional. Playing the part that was slotted for me.' She looked at the Time Lord, suddenly, sharply. 'How much of that are you doing? Suppressing this and emphasizing that and greasing the other along? Making us fit in where we don't really belong?”
― Dave Stone, Doctor Who: Sky Pirates!

“Can't have someone mucking around behind the scenes like that. Manipulating people and manoeuvring them into the right place at the right time. Next thing we know, we'll have a pyrotic in a big skin balloon full of methane, just when it needs to be exploded or something. Can't have something like that, right?”
― Dave Stone, Doctor Who: Sky Pirates!