The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks Quotes

“TBH”
― Katie Kirby, The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks: The first hilarious diary in the bestselling series

“Don’t sweat the small stuff, babe. There’s plenty of bigger stuff going on in the world right now!”
― Katie Kirby, The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks: The first hilarious diary in the bestselling series

“Sitting in a dark room looking at TikTok is hardly a wasted day, is it?!”
― Katie Kirby, The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks: The first hilarious diary in the bestselling series

“relax”
― Katie Kirby, The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks: The first hilarious diary in the bestselling series

“to her as we walked off, and she seemed”
― Katie Kirby, The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks: The first hilarious diary in the bestselling series

“were a tad immature, so I gave them to Toby and guess what he did? He ate them! Mum dialled 999 and the person she spoke to said to keep an eye on him and take him to A&E if he started vomiting.”
― Katie Kirby, The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks: The first hilarious diary in the bestselling series

“Mr Peters gave me a maths problem to solve in detention today. Bernard has 130 balloons. 2/3 of the blue balloons burst. 2/5 of the red balloons burst. There are now 36 more red balloons than blue ones. How many balloons are left in total? It made my head want to explode! WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS: Why did Bernard have such an excessive number of balloons in the first place? How did Bernard manage to burst so many of them? He sounds very careless. Is Bernard not aware of the damaging impact balloons have on the environment? And most importantly …”
― Katie Kirby, The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks: The first hilarious diary in the bestselling series

“So that’s the story of how I went trick-or-treating with an axe-wielding, growling banana.”
― Katie Kirby, The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks: The first hilarious diary in the bestselling series