A Contemporary Asshat at the Court of Henry VIII Quotes

“And there he was, Henry Tudor, wooer of women, slayer of elderly priests, abandoner of wives, de-legitimizer of children, devourer of pudding.”
― MaryJanice Davidson, A Contemporary Asshat at the Court of Henry VIII

“aphasia (“Turn up that beaver before you jump—now later.”)”
― MaryJanice Davidson, A Contemporary Asshat at the Court of Henry VIII

“Ha! As well to drop a bucket of water into the sea, then try to get back precisely what was in the bucket and no more”
― MaryJanice Davidson, A Contemporary Asshat at the Court of Henry VIII