The Facts of Life and Other Dirty Jokes Quotes

“If you ain't crazy, there's something wrong with you.”
― Willie Nelson, The Facts of Life: and Other Dirty Jokes

“Explain to me again, Lord, why I'm here I don't know I don't know The setting for the stage is still not clear Where's the show? Where's the show? Let it begin, let it begin I am born Can you use me? What would you have me do, Lord? Shall I sing them a song? I could tell them about you, Lord I could sing of the loves I have known I'll work in their cotton and corn fields I promise I'll do all I can I'll laugh and I'll cry I'll live and I'll die Please, Lord, let me be a man Please, Lord, let me be a man And I'll give it all that I can If I'm needed in this distant land Please, Lord, let me hold to your hand Dear Lord, let me be a man And I'll give it all that I can If I'm needed in this distant land Please Lord, let me be a man”
― Willie Nelson, The Facts of Life: and Other Dirty Jokes