The Mechanical Crafter 1 Quotes

“She had a sexy athletic build, short brown hair, and a cute button nose.”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“I once knew a gnome who tried to put one bag of holding into another in an attempt to create an infinite bag of holding. He not only destroyed himself in a massive magical catastrophe, but also an entire block of the city.”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“You won’t really learn anything unless you try it. Even if it fails, I’ve still learned something,”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“once met a guard that took an arrow to the knee . . .” “Wait, I think I’ve heard this one. Did it end his adventuring career?”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“That’s a pretty cheap trick, Nuts n’ Bolts, using a quirk of the dungeon like that.” He paused, then smiled widely. “I like it! You’re not concerned with being ‘fair’ or some crap. A win is a win, no matter how you get it. It’s a very goblin way to think.”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“Architects, Chiropractors, Paladins, Priests, Fencers, Occultists, and even some kind of Ritualist class that seemed really overpowered.”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“Metalmen - One of the few artificially created races. They are young and have only existed for a few hundred years. These self-aware constructs are capable of improving themselves through crafting. Bonuses: +2 Int, -2 Cha, +25% Learning speed, Does not breathe, Does not eat, Does not sleep, Adaptable bodies. Not able to be healed with divine magic or potions”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“Artificer - One of four default frames for the Metalmen race. This frame focuses on crafting and can be upgraded to specialize in several ways. Including: built-in tools and schematics plus spell-infused parts, cores with temporary and permanent spell-like features, specialized armor, and weapons. Bonuses: +2 Int, +2 Cha, +25% Crafting Skills, -40% Combat Skill”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“Does that mean that, in some other universe, my life and experiences were fodder for some cheap web novel or something?”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“and even some kind of Ritualist class that seemed really overpowered.”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1