Phantom in the Night Quotes

“I learned the bad guys are not always bad, the good guys are not always good, and to quote Captain Barbossa, the parameters are like rules, mostly guidelines. And that it takes a little bit of bad boy to fight the evil in the world.
--Terri Mitchell”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“I have two words for you. (Terri)
Oh, yeah? (Josie)
Whatever- (Terri)
That’s one word. (Josie)
–bitch. (Terri)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“You’re such a crybaby. (Tee)
Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe)
You shouldn’t have moved, Joe. It was your fault. (Tee)
Yeah, everything’s my fault. (Joe)
Good, then we agree. (Tee)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“We don’t want civilians walking around who know about us. Got it? (Tee)
Wow, you’re like a ferocious bunny, aren’t you? (Nathan)
Worse. A bunny can be fluffy sometimes. Tee always goes for the throat. Trust me. I’m her partner and she’s shot me three times now. (Joe)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“Patience is a virtue. (Tee)
Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“I’m staying here tonight. I can bunk on the floor. (Nathan)
What if I say no? (Terri)
I’ll just break in after you go to sleep and still bunk on the floor. (Nathan)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“(Stoner stepped into view and put the barrel of his 9 mm H&K against the man’s forehead.)
Drop it. They can patch a knife would, but I doubt we’ll find all the pieces to put your brain back together. (Stoner)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“I was in the army, Terri. Special Ops, sent into the most godforsaken places you can imagine, where I did unspeakable things. We weren’t exactly sent in to teach our enemies to knit. (Nathan)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“Look, bud. I’m trained. Ticked off. And I have a loaded weapon. You should take particular note of the loaded weapon part when annoying me. (Terri)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“What the hell are you doing here again? (Terri)
I have a question. (Nathan)
Tell you what. I’ll give you my cell phone number so you can just call me the next time you have one, and save you all the effort of breaking and entering. Free up a lot of your day. (Terri)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“If that’s all you came to talk about, you know where the exit is. Or should I reacquaint you with the street, butt first? (Terri)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“You got any experience? (Carlos)
I’m former army intelligence, Special Forces, on contract to the U.S. government now for national security. That good enough for you, amigo? (Stoner)
It’ll do. (Carlos)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“Since we don’t have a body to confirm identity, we believe Nathan Drake is alive and threatening people, which means he faked his own death. (Josie)
And maybe fat flying fairies ate the rest of your blouse, which explains why so much of it’s missing. (Terri)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“I got a skanky dog with more brains than you and bigger balls. (Nathan)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“Oooohhh, I’m worried. You gonna kick my butt with your one good leg? (Josie)
Good luck finding Drake’s body. At least he won’t have a problem getting hard for you. (Terri)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“It might if you were male, hanging upside down naked and got nervous, then whizzed all over yourself. Gravity is not your friend at that point. (Josie)
Eww. Save those tidbits for when you’re in the men’s room…updating your contact information. (Terri)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“I’m not so naïve as to think your wanting to work together has anything to do with getting a fair shake and everything to do with how many rungs you can hike up the DEA ladder in that streetwalker skirt. (Terri)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“(Stoner lowered the gun to Carlos’s crotch.)
Should we continue splitting hairs? (Stoner)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“What are you doing here? (Terri)
I’ll tell you if you tell me why you’re here. (Nathan)
No. Leave. (Terri)
No. You leave. (Nathan)
What are we? Four? (Terri)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“Keep your voice down. And before you go all badass cop on me, I’m the one who saved your life outside. (Nathan)
How do I know that? (Terri)
Let’s use some logic. You stuck your head in here. Someone tried to use it for target practice, but I yanked you away before you ended up headless. If I was the shooter, you’d be dead now and we wouldn’t be having this conversation. (Nathan)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“Sorry, Carlos. What have you got? (Terri)
Plenty of fine wine and silk sheets with a high threat count. (Carlos)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“Got a buddy in the NOPD who says there’s a rumor you’re with some private agency. Who? (Brady)
And I slice open chickens at midnight to sacrifice to the great gods of Santeria. (Terri)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“Whoever was responsible for his death would pay and the devil in him would demand double the interest. (Nathan)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“If he was still alive when this was all over, he might try to find a woman he could spend a night with. One who would understand that he wasn’t worth investing any serious energy in, someone who would expect nothing from an emotionally bankrupt man…Add fifty bucks and that would be a hooker, Einstein.’ (Nathan)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Phantom in the Night

“The bane of Terri’s life could use a prescription of Prozac.’ (Terri)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon , Phantom in the Night