The Modern Gentleman Quotes

“She specifically told me to crawl into my own scrotum and drown in my sperm. I’m pretty positive when a girl wants my unborn children to kill me, she’s not going to want to talk to me again.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Modern Gentleman

“Gents, any girl who thinks Space Jam is a good movie is a lockdown. Meaning, lock her down right away, she’s a keeper.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Modern Gentleman

“She likes the Red Sox.” Deal-breaker, I don’t care how nice her boobs are or how desperate I am. “Oh fuck that shit. Go back to Boston,” Roman yells at the phone. “Your tits aren’t that great.” Yankees fans to the core—can you tell?”
― Meghan Quinn, The Modern Gentleman

“Brand this motto on your soul: a gentleman on the streets, an alpha in the sheets. What does that mean? Hold the door open for your girl, but when she passes through, give that ass a gentle slap. Let it be known you are every bit the upstanding man she dreams of but you will ravish the hell out of her when you get home.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Modern Gentleman

“Oh . . . Jesus. Wes, yes, you’re so good. You’re so damn good.” I move back to flicks, and her hips flex, one hand pulls on my hair, her other digs into the blankets. Her breasts peak, her stomach becomes shallow, her lips fall open and the most beautiful, feral cry calls out of her mouth as she comes on my tongue. Her pussy is so slick as I let her ride out her orgasm until she can’t take it anymore.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Modern Gentleman

“You’re too good, too suave, too on point with every move you make.” Funny she thinks that, because I’ve been a hot-mess tornado, trying to make sense of this dating world since I met her.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Modern Gentleman