The Misfit Donkey Quotes

“I have tried carrots before. They are not too bad, even though you have to chew at them a lot. They come apart in bits, like a squeaky toy. And you can swallow them, just like pieces of a squeaky toy. But they are not treats. So I kept doing Sit, waiting for the real dog treat.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Misfit Donkey

“No chickens.” “Zebras?” Maggie Rose asked. Mom laughed. “Crocodiles? Anteaters? Giraffes?” Bryan guessed. All the humans in the car were laughing, so I wagged. People don’t have tails to let others know they’re happy, but laughter is the next best thing.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Misfit Donkey

“So, what about new friends? You could make new friends,” Maggie Rose suggested. Bryan snorted. “Like that’s easy. By the time you’re in fifth grade, all the kids have best friends already. Nobody needs a new one.” He got up. “Come on, Brewster.”
― W. Bruce Cameron, The Misfit Donkey