Getting Real Quotes

“Look guys,” I hold up my hands, “I appreciate your concern, honestly. But I know exactly what I’m doing—everything’s going to be fine.”
If this were a movie, now would be the time when the narrator’s voiceover comes on and informs the audience that I did not, in fact, know what I was doing and nothing—nothing—was going to be fucking fine.”
― Emma Chase, Getting Real

“Jesus, take the wheel. And make it a convertible, Lord, so you can smack Connor upside his stupid man-head with a low-lying branch.”
― Emma Chase, Getting Real