A Good Day for Chardonnay Quotes

“Honey, don’t worry about people who talk behind your back. They’re behind you for a reason.”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“He’d make some lucky girl a fine ex-husband one day.”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“your housekeeping style is best described as “There appears to have been a struggle?”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“If you refer to your librarian as your dealer, this is the place for you. —SIGN AT DEL SOL PUBLIC LIBRARY”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will? —SIGN AT DEL SOL VETERINARY CLINIC”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“Makeup fades. Tacos are forever. —SIGN AT TIA JUANA’S FINE MEXICAN CUISINE”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“women who’d run out of fucks to give decades ago,”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“Celebrating the fact that you don’t have enough friends for an intervention? First drink is on the house! —SIGN AT THE ROADHOUSE BAR AND GRILL”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“She looked deep inside herself, but not too deep as she was a little scared of heights.”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“At that awkward stage between birth and death? We can help you through it! —SIGN AT DEL SOL BROKERAGE AND PSYCHIC READINGS”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“Now he looked roughly like an industrial freezer with a grin that could melt the panties off a comatose nun.”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“Big girls don’t cry. They pop a couple Xanax, wash them down with vodka, and set a car on fire. If you are this girl, we can help. —SIGN AT DALE SAUL, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“Sybil’s hair was a light auburn while Auri’s was an embarrassingly bright copper. People stopped her in the street and asked if they could touch it. Not creepy at all.”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“Arizona was one of the few states that didn’t honor daylight savings time. A perk that Sun had prayed for since childhood. She hated spring forward with the fiery passion of a thousand suns.”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“She almost felt bad about abandoning her half-date soy latte with a splash of objectification extra nondairy whipped misogyny.”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay

“Driver reported he swerved to miss a tree. It was later discovered to be his air freshener. —DEL SOL POLICE BLOTTER”
― Darynda Jones, A Good Day for Chardonnay