Demon Lover Quotes

“How did I ever doubt you?” he asked. “I never will again. If you tell me you can flap your arms and fly to the moon, I’ll believe you.”
― Heather Guerre, Demon Lover

“Because you ate a single potato molecule. Take a bigger bite.”
― Heather Guerre, Demon Lover

“Excuse me, Judgey McJudgerson, but I have pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes. That’ll be two vegetables on my plate.”
― Heather Guerre, Demon Lover

“All World Religions Agree: to free a demon from eternal enslavement, just follow these three easy steps!”
― Heather Guerre, Demon Lover

“But the important part was that most people would look at his face and think, somebody went overboard with the concealer, instead of, that dude is clearly not human.”
― Heather Guerre, Demon Lover

“Note to self,” Autumn said on a giggle. “Only zip-up hoodies for Irdu.”
― Heather Guerre, Demon Lover

“And besides, human women have a long tradition of wanting to get it on with inhuman creatures—werewolves, vampires, cursed princes, tentacle monsters, the minotaur… the list goes on.”
― Heather Guerre, Demon Lover