Monster Girl Islands 3 Quotes

“I kicked in the weak wooden door, FBI style.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 3

“Show time. The four of us were instantly on high alert. Ainsley and Theora spread out across the sand, with bows at the ready. Sarayah stood next to me, and she also nocked an arrow as we stared into the dark depths. The sun only illuminated the forest for about ten feet, and beyond that, it was pitch black to our eyes. As we all stood there and held our breaths, the rustling grew louder, accompanied by Jemma’s shout. “You can’t catch me, you ugly toads! You stupid fuckers! Haha!” “What a shit talker,” I snickered under my breath.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 3

“Next was the meat. I was so freaking excited for it, part of me wanted to save that for last, but I also didn’t want it to get cold, so I ripped off a piece and popped it into my mouth. Heaven. That was truly the only way I could describe it. The meat was even better than the best venison on earth. It had the earthy, creamy taste of deer meat, but it was also fatty in the best way, like a good piece of bacon. Kinda just like the crazy fucking fanged rabbits, and I briefly considered naming this place the “Everything Tastes Like Bacon Island.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 3

“Oh, I so needed to watch these mother fuckers get impaled out of their own stupidity.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 3

“Their eyes were all wide, some with disgust, but most of them just looked deeply intrigued. “I will try it.” Ainsley nodded. I handed her a plate with a tiny piece of meat on it, just enough for one bite. The blonde slowly lifted it to her nose and sniffed. She paused, deliberated, and then took another long whiff. “It does smell good,” she informed me. Ainsley pinched the tiny piece of food between one slender thumb and forefinger and then slowly lifted it up to her perfect mouth. I watched, thrilled, as her pink lips closed around the dark brown chunk. Then she chewed twice before her brilliant eyes went wide, and a smile spread across her face. “It is tasty!” she informed me, before she turned to the rest of the village. “Meat is good!” There was a wave of extremely distrusting mumbling that rippled through them, and Theora’s eyes narrowed as she watched Ainsley. “I will have a piece, then,” the brunette announced. “To the dark side come over,” Mira chuckled in her best attempt at a Yoda voice, and she completely butchered one of my favorite sayings.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 3

“The rabbits, though, would be a hit. I was sure of it, since it tasted like bacon. And everyone loved bacon.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 3

“The thing was even more horrifying up close. It was about six feet tall, just a few inches shorter than I was, and had bulky muscles that rippled throughout its hairy body. The dog-like beast wore a loincloth around its waist, which told me two things. First, this creature probably had an ugly dick.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 3

“Oh, fuck. Killer bunnies. Of course.”
― Logan Jacobs, Monster Girl Islands 3